imperfectio:

I just love books and libraries and the smell of books and complete silence except the sound of someone flipping the pages and i just love words and paper and fictional characters and all the feelings my destiny is to live inside a bookstore

kosplaybaby:

if you ever call me cute i will think about it all day

and when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blankets

and i will whisper quietly 

“they called me cute”

ishimaruu:

if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

noonereadstheurl:

I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website

You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps

barackobama:

buoysnoize:

Do you guys think Barack Obama will do promo 4 promo

no

(Source: callurn)

oh-woah-dope:

since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?

i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?

secretlyanolive:

boisterousstarlet:

erroetcresco:

prince-rylie:

wtf-fun-factss:

Spanish fashion designer invents cloths-spray

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YOOOOOOO

THIS IS THE RADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE 

holy shit

this seems like the most useful thing ever, forget clothing. Watch the video. 

*GASPS HOMESTUCK COSPLAYERS*

piratescarfy:

my new theme song

(Source: thesepeoplesheroes)

harrysthefather:

harrysthefather:

SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM

HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD 

OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK  IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK